Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2023 with 73764 Notes

saxifraga-x-urbium:

sunsmudge-peachmoon:

rongzhi:

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

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Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2023 with 8741 Notes
thebonedogs:
“‘sleep carves warm under the pelt’, embroidery on calico fabric, 2023 (instagram)
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thebonedogs:

‘sleep carves warm under the pelt’, embroidery on calico fabric, 2023 (instagram)

Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2023 with 464 Notes

horreurscopes:

“vegan leather” ma'am that is p̶͙̭l̢̠áşt͇͓̱͕͚i͔c̛̦̠̜̼̼̹

Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2023 with 286502 Notes

stepdadjesus:

bismuthcladbattleship:

musicprincess655:

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

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I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

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Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2023 with 245142 Notes

friendlyfatigue:

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2023 with 60600 Notes

bortchilladelphia:

tonyzaret:

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Affirmations for circus clowns wishing to be doctors and/or doctors wishing to be circus clowns.

Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2023 with 26 Notes
Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2023 with 2372 Notes

rattlegore:

dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam back a bag of arugula

Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2023 with 47032 Notes

how does it feel to be tumblr famous now

- autistic-fuckwad

crtter:

flyin-shark:

wolg-fang:

flyin-shark:

Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK

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Posted on Tuesday, August 22, 2023 with 7162 Notes

ambassadorquark:

as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it’s all true…

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Maths and philosophy graduate, just here to have a terrible time